Ever wondered how to make the perfect movie to storm the box office in Bolehland? Well, i have the perfect formula:Get a Mongolian model, an arms broker, a powderful minister and his other half, the military, the police special unit and tie up the whole plot together with a handsome amount of special military only grade of explosives. Get some supporting acts like a blogger to spice up the sub plot. Remember to make the explosion BIG and spectacular like a Merdeka day fireworks display by hiring an overpaid bunch of pyrotechnic experts.
In order to add in a bit of comedy, throw in a drunk lawyer uttering those famous lines - "correct! correct! correct!" and "he looks like me, sounds like me, but is not me!" You can also throw in a senile senior politician that likes to bud into everything under the Bolehland sun into the fray as well for more bumbling comedic relief.
Must also not forget about the sodomy plot to go with it. Nothing spice up a story better than a sex scandal in the political scandal - may it be homo or heterosexual.
Do not forget the customary police interrogation scene with a handful of beatings thrown in for a good measure. Use the most sophisticated special effects methods possible to make the main protagonist look like he got whacked by 300 Spartans.
If any of you budding movie makers out there succeeds in breaking the bank with this, please give me a share of the spoil and credits. ;0) Need more moolah to pump petrol and survive the inflation!
-JonC-
PS - Disclaimer: This is just a fictional take and parody on the political uncertainty / scandal in the country. Any fictionous characters with resemblance to person (s) dead, living or dying is of pure co-incidence.
8 comments:
i was just saying this morning... "Malaysia's politics are so interesting.. like HK drama with never ending twist and not-so-surprising surprise"
anyway, good write up! kudos
very cute!!
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this is a good read.. maybe it was inspired by ur post =)
Got new sub-plot summore leh involving a p.i. who said that the model like anal sex with some super duper powderful politician!!!
Wahahahahaha! This is getting really interesting.
No roles fer Samy ah?
AD, if include him become a blardee slap-stick comedy ala Jim Carey lah..... Wahahahaha!
blardy good post!
totally cracked me up!
Still ROTFLMTO
(Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tits Off)
Tengkiu for allowing me to lighten up you day in NZ! Kamsiah!
Kekekeke.... summore now the plot tickens - the p.i. tarik balik his declaration and cancel everything he mention about the powderful politician. Apparently he got invited to visit Bukit Aman to have tea and nasi kari. :0)
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