I got tagged by one of me blogging mates; Kerp after i had a ball of a time reading to his hilarious list. Was rather intrigued by Ms. Senorita's scandalous and naughty list too ;0) So here's my list that might bore you or scare you. Muahahahahahaha! Just to be different, i'm gonna do it backwards.
15 - Was a pretty succesful sprinter when i was in me early teens until a serious knee injury put paid to my running carrier. That was the start of my "sick-note" and injury laden sporting life.
14 - Have never lit a cigarette or "the good stuff" in my entire life but drank me first beer / stout at around 10 - thanks to me god brothers.
13 - Dislike gambling and pretty much most other vices except sex and footie ;0)
12 - Not the only child in the family as i had a younger sister who passed away in an accident when i was about 5 or 6 years old - about 25 years ago.
11 - I look up to John Fitzgerald Kennedy as my hero in life.
10 - Started being anti-establishment by about 9 or 10 thanks to me DAP supporting dad.
9 - I like like watching chick flicks and believe in happy endings. Yes i am hopelessly emo. :0P
8 - Was naive enough to think i would get married and start a family by 28 years old.
7 - Read me first porn mag at about 11 and watch me first porn by 12. Beat that!
6 - I dig chicks with shorter hair. *Hint to any future chicks i might date.
5 - I've only ever dated about 5 women and went steady with about 2 of 'em. Hehehehe, yes i am THAT choosy.
4 - Lost count of how many sexual fantasies i had, unlike you Kerp!
3 - Hate reading except maybe porn or footie mags and war stories or books about military equipments.
2 - Used to wear hand-me-down SCUM t-shirts from a cousin when i was ignorant and younger.
1 - I like boobies too!
*on request of ms. senorita..... maybe i should change no. 1 to.... i like to be teased by scantily clad woman in her lingerie or maybe in a secretary outfit complete with glasses rather than one who is totally naked. Blame the damn Jap AV porn! :0P
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lost count of sexual fantasy.... u r not much better than Kerp lar liddat. lol
n u can scratch no. 1 ler........ we all knoe that abt u. haha
SCUM t shirts... what?!
YES i was ignorant but thinking back, i would have gladly burn them. Hehehehe.
Hmmmm maybe i should spice up no. 1 a 'lil bit by adding the word pussies? Wahahahahaa.
14- if you had known AD your entire life, you’d have started drinking by 7.
9- just like most ffs lads, you’re gay at heart.
7- I’ve got to hand it to you, jonny.
6- I dig chicks with shorter falda.
4- maybe I could help refresh your memory; 2? Muahahaha…
3. that’s my brother!
1. the perfect encore!!!!!
Muahahaha…that was interesting la macha. Never thought you’d get down to it so soon. Well done.
Took a couple of drafts to get it looking right. Hehehehehe..... the first 2 draft was BORING giler!
woi pundek kerp! What happened to you trying to curtail yer homophobic outbursts?
As fer Mr JonC here, we only got to know each other when MyRAwk boys started frequenting me pub. That was, what, 3 years ago?
And hullo, JonC here was drinking way before me la. Me late bloomer.
I saw the first porn mag when I was 8/9, can't remember. Beat that!
But my first porn movie was when I was 13
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